In a cutesy way of spending taxpayer's dollars, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) came out with some information on how to prepare for the upcoming hurricane season. But instead of the usual yearly advice such as filling your bathtub up with water & maybe fucking your neighbor's wife, they decided to....well....give the same advice, except this year under the guise of impending zombie attack. Because, hurricanes are so boring & not as topical as say...zombies...or fucking pirates! God I hate pirates!
Finally! Something good came out of Motley Crue! Sixx AM
I'm about damn sick of zombies.
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ReplyDeleteIt's hard to focus sometimes with all of those delicious biscuits floating around.
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