Friday, May 27, 2011

Other: A wild Snorlax appeared.....

...and it was gay!

God. Damn.

This "creature" was spotted as part of a GBLT group protesting the Westboro Baptist Church, who was protesting a Jenny Craig clinic I suppose.  God. Damn.

I feel dirty.  Old school Sevendust should help.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Other: Hang in there Joplin!

Our thoughts & prayers are sent out to those in Joplin, MO and their current struggles as a result of the tornado yesterday.  Hang in there!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Other: Zombie Apocalypse!?? zOmg!

In a cutesy way of spending taxpayer's dollars, the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) came out with some information on how to prepare for the upcoming hurricane season.  But instead of the usual yearly advice such as filling your bathtub up with water & maybe fucking your neighbor's wife, they decided to....well....give the same advice, except this year under the guise of impending zombie attack.  Because, hurricanes are so boring & not as topical as say...zombies...or fucking pirates!  God I hate pirates!

Finally!  Something good came out of Motley Crue!  Sixx AM

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Other: And we're back!

I was crapping my pants!  Well, not literally.  But when I tried to log in the other day & saw my account had been disabled, I was like what the hell!!??  Now I see that Google has had issues for the past few days.  This says 20 hours, but that's crap.  So I'm glad to be back up.

Funnay.  43 best responses to misspelled words on Facebook.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Commercials: I HATE the new AT&T ad!

Seems everytime you turn on the tv, you see it.  The latest ad from AT&T.  This one:

Yeah, it has its fans.  Here, for example.  Here is an interesting one where it's debated whether the "tosser" pays for a new phone or not.

It's clear that "Shelia" is a whiny, annoying little bitch.  That's probably why "the bear" as we shall call him dumped her ass six months ago.  Plus, within the finite confines of a 30 second spot, you have to make things happen, and what better way to display the "speed" of AT&T's (pseudo)4G network, than to send a text, get two replies AND a video.  

It was "bro-riffic" to ask for clearance to hit her up for a date.  What wasn't cool was to toss the phone with a whiny little grunt, and then toss back your jericurled hair like the bearded hipster faggot that you are, with your fake Charlie Sheen sounding voice.  On second thought, maybe Shelia dumped his ass! At least I hope so!

You raeg, you lose.  Pantera.