Commercials: I HATE the new AT&T ad!

Seems everytime you turn on the tv, you see it.  The latest ad from AT&T.  This one:

Yeah, it has its fans.  Here, for example.  Here is an interesting one where it's debated whether the "tosser" pays for a new phone or not.

It's clear that "Shelia" is a whiny, annoying little bitch.  That's probably why "the bear" as we shall call him dumped her ass six months ago.  Plus, within the finite confines of a 30 second spot, you have to make things happen, and what better way to display the "speed" of AT&T's (pseudo)4G network, than to send a text, get two replies AND a video.  

It was "bro-riffic" to ask for clearance to hit her up for a date.  What wasn't cool was to toss the phone with a whiny little grunt, and then toss back your jericurled hair like the bearded hipster faggot that you are, with your fake Charlie Sheen sounding voice.  On second thought, maybe Shelia dumped his ass! At least I hope so!

You raeg, you lose.  Pantera.